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enneagram coaching | zero shits shifts | partner in crime containers

❤️‍🔥 TYPEMAXXING 💋 enneagram coaching

insights become actions

& aha moments become new habits + results

i know my type - now what?

🔪 /r/enneagram makes me want to gouge my eyes out...

🙄 communities end up as groupchats full of selfies, tedious typing spirals, drama and collages...

🦠 "path to growth" sounds boring and contagious

🥹 if you want an actual return on investment for all your self-reflection, you don't need to ANY of that 😮‍💨

🫦 single session 🫦

  • we work on ONE issue/problem or pattern you feel stuck in. if you feel stuck but you're not sure why - i'll help you
  • i guide you through the stickiness, shame, guilt, horror so that you can get it out of your body and into a self-accepting and even self-loving state
  • if it's type-related it will lessen and decrease its hold on you, if it's related to someone else's bs belief/behavior we can clear it in one single session
  • side effects: increased self-acceptance, wellbeing, presence, motivation and free will

💪 ROCK YOUR FVCKING TYPE 🫦

Your personality isn’t the problem.

You’re not maximizing your Enneagram type’s gifts to get what you actually want.

I have Larissa-fied the Enneagram, my training in mindset coaching, NLP, shadow work, somatics + nervous system release to create the ✨🌪️ perfect storm 🌪️✨ to shift you out of icky resistance into your sexiest, optimal existence. 💅

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⚡ Your "flaw" isn’t the problem and your personality isn't holding you back. You’re just not using it intentionally 💋

You can dissolve trauma, conditioning and beliefs, shame and fears taken on from others but...

YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR TYPE.

Good news - you don't have to. And you certainly don't have to "kill" your Ego.

Together we'll make you so comfortable in your own skin...

This is what I help you with.

We gently detonate the big land mines around your Ego that are stopping you from moving forward with your goal, your dream, or the thing you just want to stop sucking so bad... Then we create a supportive environment for what your Type is already wired for. And I support you through the discomfort zone as you ACTIVELY MOVE toward *the thing* you actually do want.

Mark Manson taught people the "subtle" art of not giving a fuck - I teach you the unsubtle art of not giving a fuck - and I help you embody it within our container.

book a 1-1 with me now

you can work with me just once (that might be all you need) or we can work together in a container

my cred

🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach

🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner

🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner

🌀 Enneagram Obsessive (and behavioral pattern bloodhound), professionally typing since 2022