🥀🫀 wilted rose emoji remedy ⚗️🗝️
🫠 therapy didn't work? 🫠
💔 sick of being Lana del Gay? 💔
🕯️ still circling the drain over some childhood resentment like a broken, tearfully nostalgic, vape-addicted wind-up toy? 🕯️
🎨 you have a magnum opus masterpiece festering inside - or *you* are the masterpiece 🎨
but...
🔪🩸 AUGH YOU CANNOT GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY!?!?!?!?!?! 🔪🩸
*collapses on fainting couch*
bed-rotting era is done & it's over for you hoes 🔥🚬
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🥀 you feel like you don't belong, like you never get what you want, like your life is some kind of cursed Truman Show meets Russian Doll looping episode where you're *self-aware* (honestly, you're probably the MOST self-aware person you know) but are unable to change
🥀 you feel both superior and inferior
🥀 a true original but somehow invisible
🥀 you start creative projects or make changes towards your dreams but then collapse into despair or some terrible events conspire to keep you trapped in normie hell surrounded by people who have some secret knowledge of how to be functional and happy and refuse to share it with you...
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*screams* *ugly cries* *brushes hair with a dusty, haunted antique for effect*
good news - i have the remedy
There are 2 ways we can work together:
- a one-off session (which you can buy another of at a later date) if you're just looking to process emotions, identify what's going on with you...
- to work in a more ongoing capacity with me, you need to have a specific goal you're trying accomplish so our sessions have a spine and trajectory (because this isn't therapy - even though what I offer helps with the same issues, tbh way quicker and more effectively)
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