Archetypes with 2 🍯

• 125 Strange Rays, Virtue Signal, Artificial Insemination
• 126 Purity Ring, Mr. Clean
• 127 Manic Sweet Preacher
• 258 Motherboard, Meat Locker, Cream Your Genes, Gorilla Grip, Greasy Strangler
• 259 Slimewire, Patchouli Goth, Uncanny Valley Girl, Soylent Dream, Wet Cemetery
• 268 Hamburger Helper, Tainted Love, Mobile Home, Teddy Scare, Sweet Justice
• 269 Mermaiden, Captive Audience, Chronic Master-Baiter, Calgon Breeze, Damsel in Distress(ed Apron), Slave 4 U
• 279 Supergroupie, Sugar Coma, Mother Nature, White Girl Dreads, Stepford Fairy, Daisy Unchained
• 278 Octomom, Toxojazzmosis

Archetypes with 3 ⭐

• 135 Psyclops, Brain Freeze, Spinal Boss, Blandjob, CTL ALT DELETE
• 136 CIA (Clean & Irritated, Actually), Tighty Whitey, Dry Roast, Sandy Handy, School of Proct
• 137 Holy Roller, Bar Nun, High & Mighty, Top Not
• 358 DJ Eugenixx, World War Me, Dry Entry, Wargasm, Jumbotron
• 359 Smooth Operator, TAP3 W0RM, Microsoftboi, Numbing Agent, Carbon Copy, Dead Ringer, Inhuman Centipede
• 369 Changeling, Shapeshifter, The Glass Slipper, Pod Squad, Counter-Fit Check
• 368 Beast Mode, Bazooka Joe, Demolition Man, The Bone Zone, Blockbuster, Bad Lieutenant, Instrument of Destruction, Honkey Kong
• 378 Mister Universe / Miss World, Glampire, Fan Favourite, Nero Worship, Apex Shredator, Hollywood Babylon
• 379 Faun Star, Hustler Baby, Party Monster, Pixie Grifter, Vagaboned, Dime Bag, Pipe Dream, Party Ghoul, Serf’s Up

Archetypes with 4 🥀

• 145 Holy Hell, Hack Widow, Manifesto Destiny, Special Deaducation
• 146 Spite Privilege, Scab Doily, Crystal Castle, Satanic Panic, Whine Spritzer
• 147 Sphincterella, Death Disco Daddy, Prince Harming
• 458 Evil Dead, Paranoid Android
• 459 Blahphomet, Cradle of Filth, Gut Rot, Whinecologist, Gut Rot, Watcher in the Woods, Camera Obscura, Illegal Snailien
• 469 Sad Sack, Chronic Fatigue, Pain Piggy, Fungus Amongus, Trash Panda, Hate Mail, Phantom of the Mopera, Bad Romance
• 479 Mellow Drama, Secret Arcade, Fairy Tail, Rainbow Fright, Rainbow in the Dark, Necrodancer, Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl, Black Hole Sun, Enfant Terrible
• 468 Hate Couture, Hexual Personae, Dread & Circuses, Wiccan Pox, Kornography, Full Metal Straight Jacket, Manufactured Crisis, Big Drag
• 478 Dante’s Disco Inferno, Hair Metal Shaman, Miss Demeanor, Cannonball Ferox, Mean Streak, Lucifer Rising

✨the vibe ✨

• absurdist, escapist
• imaginative (to the point of being untethered from “reality”)
• a pixie/fairy type (grimy, dark but sparkly)
• damaged whimsy (hopeful but fragile)
• can seem delusional, ungrounded or insane to some other types
• dramatic, romantic, driven
• mean girl with a heart of tarnished gold
• can be unpredictable or prone to flights of fancy or chaos

🤖 structurally 🤖

• double “positive” (7, 9) = reframing situations, silver lining, spinning things upwards out of the pit
• double “withdrawn” (4, 9) but also spending time in the pit rolling around in filth, despair, self-pity, crash-outs as an aesthetic, never feeling “ready”
• double “frustration” (4, 7) = bitchy, self-indulgent, self-focused, annoyed, particular, visionary
• “hexad” in the heart (4) + head (7) center = more focus on “my ideas” or “what I want” vs what others want/think
• single “attachment” (9) = they can vibe with others (to a point) before they have to make it weird/about them/pull away to go do some separate fantasy quest
• “withdrawn” (9) in the gut center = less energy to bring visions to life and can get lost in fantasies of grandeur vs actualizing
• triple “escapist” (4, 7, 9) = the fantasy is better than reality which can lead to someone with addiction issues, having to intensify or nullify mundanity through dramatizing events, despair and romantic theatrics, self-sabotage of anything stable or “normal” or limiting

this type can suffer from extreme idealism-disillusionment and chronic dissatisfaction -fantasy cycles, becoming overly fixated on a whimsical world with “unrealistic” expectations to where it damages relationships / career prospects. this type can serve mood whiplash - one moment cheerleading and hopeful (7, 9) and the next moment crashing out and crying (4) over something low-key idiotic or self-created. with 9 and 4 in the archetype they can be real “passenger princess”es, but with 4 and 7 whipping the driver to take them on a magic carpet ride of amusements and intrigues (which the rider may not be capable of doing). or they’ll lean too far over the edge and cause a big crash in the cloud highway that they seem to flit away from after crying over losing their absinthe, feathers and sparkles but the person driving is left with the fines (this type cares not about “fines” - those are for regular people to deal with).

✨ the vibe ✨

• hedonistic seeker / escape artist
• like to keep things posi-vibes, man
• a surfboard with a bag of shrooms and a copy of Siddhartha
• spiritual “self improvement”
• part philosopher part bro/girlboss
• buddha bowl (grass and grass)
• barefoot ankle bracelet puka shell couture
• palatable “conspiracy theories” - alienz are vibez, guyz - i met a reptilian and gave him a fly it was fine
• they know where the parties, girls and best tacos are
• make love not war
• hippie but the kind that smells good (usually)

🤖 structurally 🤖

• double “positive” (7, 9) = reframing situations, silver lining, keeping things high vibes (or shallow), escapist, channeling light codes
• double “assertive” (3, 7) = doing before thinking too hard, getting after it
• double “attachment” (3, 9) = adaptable, can shapeshift to serve desires or fit in enough to charm their way into getting what they want
• “hexad” head center (7) = more independent or visionary thinking, impulsivity, scatteredness
• “assertive” heart center = shining, winning, impressing, showing off
• this combination with a “competent” or robot heart center (3), with a self-aggrandizing head center (7), and numbing/dissociative gut center (9) can make for a charming, sometimes outwardly shallow person who can move on from things with little care or concern in the name of keeping vibes high, chasing dreams and skipping out of emotional lows as quickly as possible
• this type is the most assertive 9, the most flexible 7, the most likeable 3

this is the archetype you want to have at a party to make sure you have at least one fun person (although be careful you might catch them making out with your honey - but don’t worry, it won’t mean anything and it’ll be no big deal). you can count on this type to take you out for a good time, have an assortment of stimulants or stimulating experiences up their sleeve. they’re probably hot. look younger than they are. you might want to eff them just a little. they’re ok with that.

pitfalls for this type can be getting into cycles of doing, escaping / running away, chasing the next wave / high / hottie /opportunity and not checking in with themselves until they’re middle-aged and gambled away all their money, they’re too raggedy to score with their preferred demographic and their favourite hangout has been replaced by a plaza and all their friends are married with annoying kids and dear god here comes the devastation i’ve been running away from since i was 9 years old...

✨ the vibe ✨

• they can be whatever you want, baby
• pliable, moldable, adaptable - if it’s trendy they’re on it (whether that’s mainstream or a niche subculture)
• the “american dream,” or at least part of the fabric of a shared, aspirational cultural hallucination
• clubhouse vibes - they’ve created a hive, they have a gang of besties, they’re stronger together - don’t fvck with their thang or you’ll be thrown shade + excluded
• we’re on the same page, but have different fonts, colours, playlists, fav books

🤖 structurally 🤖

• triple “attachment” or “adaptable” = a type with a shapeshifter, fluid quality that can become what’s necessary to survive, maintain connections, woo, impress, fit in or blend in (even if they don’t feel that way inside)
• “reactive” head center = a need for “truth” (which is subjective, in many ways) with triple attachment that means there is a greater desire for “consensus” within their close network
• “assertive” heart center = wanting to be viewed as valuable, bringing it, being the best (3 core), or the “best” without ruffling feathers (9, 6)
• “withdrawn” gut center = can be prone to losing themselves in others, feeling overwhelmed with others needs or obligations which leads to pulling accidental disappearing acts or passive aggression
• structurally, they’re keyed into others emotions, thoughts, identities, boundaries and this manifests as auto-compromising, meeting others where theyr’e at, and then expecting others to also meet their needs (spoken or unspoken) in return - which is why they can clash with types with a lot of hexad in their archetype (1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8). this type can feel erased, ignored or used by others when they’re not met in this way.

more than ANY other type combination this one externally has the most variety because it adapts to its environment like a chameleon. they’re shapeshifters, they mold to the oven they’re cooked in - their culture, religion, family values, friend group, coworkers/job, ethnicity, sexuality - it all becomes a label, a badge, an unconscious and conscious signifier of where they belong or fit into the map of the reality and this signals to other members of their “tribe” (or people who are in the opposite “tribe”) their beliefs/values. even social last 369's will still be hooked into the external grid and playing this game, whether they’re aware of it or not. they’re just serving up a more dangerous/sexy, vaguely off-putting version.

because everything i described is the personality type (the pattern a person gets stuck in, a coping strategy to be “safe”) it doesn’t necessarily mean they align with these environments internally. they often learn who they are from these experiences, interests, relationships - but then can feel afraid to fully embody that identity, to change, evolve or re-invent themselves. they’ve done what they’re told, the career/school they were told they should do, the family business, staying small to keep their friend group, over-adapting to stay relevant or desired, losing themselves to keep a partner or job – and then this culminates in a massive crash-out when they realize that’s not even what they WANT or WHO they are deep down. the cost of adapting reaches a crisis point.

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