SEX SYMBOL 🥵 The H0rny Hornevians ❤️‍🔥 Part 2: Superego/Compliant Types (1, 2, 6) 🧼🙏💖

Enneagram Types 1, 2, 6 through the lens of the sexual instinct. They are (imo) deviant nuns tempting you into literal cuffing season, making it official with an official so you can’t make it unofficial. ⛓️💍

1: Losing My Religion 🧼🙏💦

Vibe: This will only hurt a little and it’s for your own good. Controlled burns and prescribed fires in my temple of hallowed temptation.

Unscented soap opera. Attraction purified and sanctified. Punishment mixed in for some pain/pleasure. 1’s know the correct way to experience a holy union, eggs over hard, poached to perfection, intentional mate-sculpting, rigid attention to details, spanking (literally, verbally, energetically) until their hot “dog” obeys orders. Might be attracted to slightly messy lovers/partners because it gives them a project or purpose (which will also be what destroys the relationship and makes it untenable).

A paradox of sorts, these 1’s fixate in the realm of the carnal and energetically taboo, so it must feel idealistic, correct and pure. Sublimating and fetishizing into the shadow lying tucked and contained beneath carefully buttoned and pressed cotton. Control and discipline in the uncontrollable, dangerous instinct.

Sexual 1’s get their needs met through their partner and sharing their transcendental wisdom from on high. This isn’t just “Betsy, be my bride,” this is a kind of sexual, spiritual and physical Holy union that must feel outside of the norm. The preacher must have his perfectly perfectable other - broken in the right ways (redeemable but in need of redeeming).

Because 1’s need a “project” but also have ego around living a righteous existence, when you throw the sexual instinct in the mix, they may seek a kind of virginal “innocent” or unsullied lover, or conversely seeking a “whore” (or work in progress) that “needs” to be “saved.” Or might have a double life involving both extremes (same goes for 6 and 3, but for different reasons).

2: Sexual Healing 🫴🍯💖

Vibe: I’m an easy lover, I'll get a hold on you, believe it. Like no other, before you know it i’ll be on my knees. I'll take your heart but you won't feel it. Now get ready for your massage…

They get their needs met through you being dependent on them. They call you in with their heavenly, honeyed hands and the honey hardens into nylon rope to keep you where they want you. I “massaged” you and now you have to “massage” me vibes.

This persistent power bottom isn’t behind the throne, they’re sitting on the King’s lap putting on a show of how necessary, alluring and nurturing they are. Your enmeshed lover, defender, caregiver - no one will ever give you love like they do (they make certain of this by chaining themselves to your door and scaring away anyone else). And while they’re at it, they may also be showing off their “nurturing” to your friends. Shhhhhhh, gentle lamb. Have some more honey. This isn’t really about you, even though it feels like it is. It’s about how impressive the 2 is at “serving.” Open palms, enveloping bosom, breast milk with a spell in it. They’re your love-witch-mother-lover. It was fated. Over the top fussing, trussing, bussing - massages at no extra cost (that you’re aware of, until it’s too late).

The need to be needed is amplified by the sexual instinct. They’re not a single-tentacled octoputhy. Every crevice will be filled, even ones you didn’t know you had. Your opinions on the matter are of little relevance. And, due to the sexual instinct amplifying the heart center (self significance) they may like to feel “needed” by more than one. They can have a habit of developing inappropriate, very special, “well-meaning” relationships all over the place.

When 2’s get that feeling, someone will indeed need their sexual healing. And they’re the only one with the Midas Touch. They have to do it. To not “help” would mean they’re not a “good” person. lel.

6: Chivalry & Chivas / Chardonnay 🥃⚔️❤️‍🩹

Vibe: Oh no, officer, please don’t send me to horny jail. I’m a good girl/boy. Don’t place me under citizen’s arrest and search me, I forgot to wear my clean underwear. Let’s run away together! I’ll leave my abusive boyfriend + you leave your frigid wife!

They’re serving can’t, but at least they’re serving. With the powers of matrimony, they are both fulfilling their duty as a good person in the world and securing a bag of guaranteed seggs juice to feed them continuous romantic torment. Their object of affection is their King / Queen (or Mean Daddy / Ex-Beauty Queen Cheatin’ Wife) and they find salvation and redemption in rescuing you / being rescued (ideally both), fighting against oppressive forces for their one true love. Dying if necessary (usually it’s not necessary, but 6’s find a way). Brooding blue collar worker, misunderstood convict poet, single-mom-saving white knight, h00ker with a heart of gold, waitress with a black 3y3 and a nice rack, wounded saviours, messy but attractive, fragile but self-protective, yearns to belong to you, romanticized Bonnie & Clyde, folk hero magnetism, eroticized trauma-bonding plight of the Romeos and Juliets. Romanticizing and sexualizing classic gender and authority stereotypes, norms and traditions.

Suffering makes it sweeter. Having to prove their love makes it matter. I’m but a humbly horny man, your honour. These flowers ain’t much, but I bought ‘em with an honest day’s work.

Sexual 6’s get their needs met through feeling secure in their relationship demonstrated through loyalty and trust. However, because they’re also “Reactive” types, they’re wired to be chemistry detectives, and can channel their trust and loyalty “good person” orientation into hypervigilantly monitoring their partners astral erections and phantom puvthy whispers that may or may not be paranoid delusions or them sensing s3x thought crimes or future threats to their sacred union. And, as Superego types are prone to do, they are often projecting their own “bad deeds” / shadow onto their partner.

But that’s ok, they also love being spanked for being naughty.