🥵🔥 The H0rny Hornevians: Assertive Types 3, 7 & 8 🎤 🪩 Enneagram Sexual Subtypes ✨🎪✨

They are sexual icons making it happen, getting what they want, active magnetism with multiple options for attention-harvesting.

Type 3: Sex Drive ❤️‍🔥 🏎️ 🐍 💋

The succubus is coming and everybody’s jumping. Siren on a rock-cut diamond. You will beg to be with me. Svck me, fvck me, but you don’t get to chuck me. I’m the shiniest lure in the lure box and you’ll be hooked for life, dangling and dreaming. Impressive in the streets, impressive in the sheets. They leave designer stains (and strains). Here, hold my shame. I have a trophy to claim. Don’t drown in the triangle of sadness, fan... I mean, fam.

To quote Keith Urban, s3xual 3's are bringing “bottomless need for sexual attention” to the show, but damned if you won’t want to give it to them. 3's excel in their dominant instinct, by any means necessary. They get what they want by getting YOU to chase them. This combo most closely aligns with an energy vampire or succubus/incubus. Harvesting your gaze, yearning and competition for self-worth juice. The deeper you get pulled into their web of deception, attraction and arousal, the harder it is to free yourself. It’s hot. It’s horrible. And just when you think you’ve “won” their icy performative heart, you’ll be triangulated into a new round of s3xual hunger games, designed to keep the 3 as the epicentre of desire and their audience clamouring to be their number one or enviously withering in despair. 3's become more advanced at psychosexual warfare as they age - which they have to do, as their “value” decreases with each imperfection and snuffed candle on the cake. And make no mistake, as assertive image types, this is indeed a war they intend to win.

7: Insane Clown Pvssy 🤡🪄🍑✨

Manic pixie cream(pie) girl, sunny and runny, hit me with your disco stick and balls, come with me on a magic carpet ride. The carpet don’t match the drapes, and the drapes are made of glitter and spice and everything vice. My body is a wonderland, my mind is a s3x crime, the energy is solar bipolar.

Gluttony, assertion and dissatisfaction in the s3xual instinct makes this type hungry for the novel, new, bizarre and profane. Afflicted by shiny sex object syndrome. They want to be the most sparkly and delicious thing you’ve ever licked and for you to be the same. They’re not afraid of chasing after what they want or looking like a clown doing it. This may involve strange or overwhelming mating rituals or off-the-wall wooing attempts. However, as an assertive (and frustration) type, once they get what they want and the stability or predictability sets in, the high begins to wear off and they must seek juice elsewhere. In order to give the 7 what they need and keep them hooked, one must find creative ways to keep their nectar flowing or make their brand of liquid ecstasy scarce so the 7 keeps their lips quivering for a sippy sip, a hummingbird forced to refuel, and never feels sated enough to pat their belly and flit away.

8: Girthquake 🏰 🍆 ⚔️

A dick-tater, leather mommy/daddy, beast of desire. I’m on the hunt, I’m after you. Welcome to the dungeon. Whoops, lost the key and map to the exit. Pledge allegiance, drop to your knees and worship. Know your place, s3x slav3 or I’ll sit on your face and suffocate you to death, and then mount your head on the wall. You won’t know what hit you until your soul has already left your body. And the 8 owns both (or at the very least has branded or imprinted on them).

The instinctually “lustiest” of the “lust” types, s3xual 8's needs won’t be begged for - they will be demanded whether through energetic dominance or literally. Their power is maintained by their ability to possess and control their lover(s) body, heart, mind and soul - and you very well may get into a Faustian bargain entering their “protective” embrace. You’ll be too scared to renege, and the fear will be a source of arousal (for both parties, ideally). The bone-collector with s3x organs on their wall, conquering the inconquerable, bragging rights and first dibs, marking their “territory” with their pungent scent, ruining it or making it unstealable for future invaders. The most “vulnerable” of the 8's, but can also be the most magnetic, deranged and unpredictable. They will bring a lot of intensity, heat and energetic loudness into the attraction space. Get on their knees and please you? Unlikely. Even acts of “serving” will be displays of dominance or aggression.