🗝️ 👁️ YOUR TYPING QUESTIONS 👄🔓
Please answer as many of these as you can - the more you answer the more accurate I can get your type. But try to keep your video length to under 30 minutes, if possible (not over 40).
The best way to send it is as an unlisted youtube video (sometimes transfers or google drive uploads don't show up when I'm recording screen-share, so it might not include your actual video). It's also helpful to send over youtube so I can turn captions on in case our audio levels are different (so you can at least read what you're saying).
If there’s anything that makes you uncomfortable or you’re not sure what it means, you can skip. I encourage you to answer off the hip - whatever comes out - vs curating a response based on previous ideas of the Enneagram or what you think might sway me in a certain direction. (Answering disingenuously can result in a mistype, and if you came here just to validate a fake self-typing, you’re only doing yourself a disservice).
Current turnaround (as of april) is between 5 - 21 days of receiving typing video link via email.
If you need your results in a rush, please email me before submitting to make sure I can accommodate a quicker typing.
You will receive your video commentary, typing result and PDF with your Goblin/Type + further elaboration on your typing.
Questions? goblinsofdiscord@gmail.com
👹🔪🧠 TYPING QUESTIONS 🎭⚡💋
- How do you see yourself in your best moments and your worst moments?
- How do you want to be seen? (in relationships, in career/work, romantically, etc) How do you want people to feel when they’re around you?
- If someone were to misunderstand you in the worst possible way, what would they think you are? Why would that feel untruthful or like a lie?
- What role do you tend to fall into in groups without trying? (If you notice these things)
- If someone followed you for a week, what would they notice you doing? Do you do anything that contradicts how you described yourself above?
- What kind of person can you not stand or judge? Why?
- When something goes wrong or you get stressed out, what’s your first reaction? What usually causes distress?
- You’re forced to sit in a room with zero distractions or anything to do for 3 hours. Imagine it: How would you feel? What would you do?
- What kind of problem do you avoid dealing with until it becomes catastrophic? If your life started falling apart, what’s the first area you’d try to control?
- What’s a recurring situation in your life that makes you think “why does this keep happening to me?” Or, conversely, what’s a positive pattern you’ve noticed that often seems to work out for you?
- What do you track or pay attention to the most and why? (people’s reactions, safety, status, aesthetics, vibes, etc.)
- What is your biggest fear or worst case scenario, and why? (OR, what would be your #1 worst way to die?)
- What is your ideal romantic relationship/dynamic? Why?
- What is the most cringe thing you’ve ever done, or the most cringe thing you could imagine doing?
- If you could crystallize your world view, what would it be?
- How willing are you to speak your mind/state your opinion even when you know others won’t agree? If you don’t care, when WOULD you care?
- If you had a super power what would it be and why?
- If you were a monster or some kind of serial killer what would you be and why?
- Do you have a specific public figure or fictional character that you like or admire? What about one you hate? Why?
- If there is one anecdote/memory/event from your life that you feel perfectly encapsulates your essences or the story of YOU, what is it and why?
- If you could go back or forward in time (any time) for 72 hours - where would you go and what would you do?
Optional: What type do you think you are and why?
Optional: Is there anything else you think I should know about you?
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I use the Enneagram to help you unleash the parts of you that you’ve stuffed into the dungeon: the cringe, embarrassments, brilliance and magic. I help you shed the parts of you that developed as a coping strategy as a child but are screaming and clawing at the walls of your nervous system and psyche to be set free. My desire is to provoke your genius and challenge you to keep climbing out of the comfort zone until it’s so far behind you, you could never go back.
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