🗝️ 🤫 Unlock social strategy intel that billionaires
+ cult leaders gatekeep 🥵🔓
👑 the fastest path to princess treatment? 👑
🎀 🕵️♀️ CIA level pattern recognition skills 🕵️♀️ 🎀
There are 2 types of people in this world…
Those who life happens to and those who happen to life.
If Robert Greene and Nicole Richie had a baby? That treasure would be me 👹 (Sorry for the visual)
Hi, I’m Larissa and I’m obsessed with the Enneagram and decoding humans cuz it’s literally THE key to everything on your vision board (or curse altar, depending on your vibe). 🗝️ 🕯️ ✨
Inside 👑 Pattern Recognition Princess 👑 you'll learn to read people instantly (psychic level-ish 🔮) using the Enneagram as a social x-ray, turning your people-watching and reality tv premonitions into a power play.
Without:
- endless navel-gazing journalling prompts 🥀
- sacrificing rats and free-bleeding on the gravesite of your witchy great aunt every full moon 🪦
- becoming a reddit incel major in dark triad pick-up artist techniques 😈 🤡
Side effects include:
- naturally increasing your empathy in a boundaried and observational way🫸 ✨
- your ability to predict outcomes and reactions so you can direct attention and actions in your favour (for the highest good of all, ofc) 💅
- from “this person has dank vibes but I’ll give them a chance” to “thank u, next” at lightning speed. ⚡🪓⚡
👀 see the patterns, read the players, bend the energy 🧚♀️
become the most powerful Princess, Prince or Royal Theylet in your world
Learn how types actually operate. See yourself clearly.
Instantly.
From projection to precision.
9 types, no additives
this isn't fluffy, traits-based enneagram where 4's are "creative" and 5's are "cerebral" - this is digging straight into the mechanisms of type
concentrated
pure, unabstracted, understandable, potent and to the point
delicious + nutritious
my teaching style is a mix of roasting the shit out of you and high-vibrational pixie, engaging and fun - this isn't a dry lecture series
your guide
I use the Enneagram to help you unleash the parts of you that you’ve stuffed into the dungeon: the cringe, embarrassments, brilliance and magic. I help you shed the parts of you that developed as a coping strategy as a child but are screaming and clawing at the walls of your nervous system and psyche to be set free. My desire is to provoke your genius and challenge you to keep climbing out of the comfort zone until it’s so far behind you, you could never go back.
🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach
🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner
🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner
🌀 Enneagram Whisperer, professionally typing since 2022
guarantees? refunds?
no.
how is the workshop delivered?
I teach with video using slides, video examples, vibrant imagery, pdf's for you to download so you can re-read it, workbooks + an optional quiz if you're into that kind of thing. No dry powerpoint lectures here. Everything will be in the course portal and you have lifetime access (or until the AI overlords take us out).