You don't need to go all the way in to gain x-ray vision.
Are you so fucking thirsty for something useful and clear in the Enneagram space? 🥵🧃💦
If you still don’t know your Enneagram type, or you keep bouncing between two or three, it’s not because you’re complex or different from everyone else (sorry, not sorry), it’s because most Enneagram teaching is traits-based. The Enneagram isn’t vague. The way it’s taught is.
Lists of behaviors. Relatable fears. Universal motivations. Descriptions so broad you can project yourself onto all nine.
Just the Type strips the enneagram so bare you might even blush. 🤭
This crash course teaches you how to see what your type is actually doing — and what other people are doing — in real time.
You’ll stop asking: “Which description do I relate to?”
And start seeing: “Oh. That’s the pattern.”
This workshop helps you develop x-ray vision for the Enneagram.
You’ll learn to spot:
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Your type’s unconscious moves
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The traps you fall into before, during, and after stress
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How to truly *see* another person's type
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. And suddenly, the Enneagram makes terrifyingly clear sense.
This is the part of the Enneagram people skip—and it’s why nothing (or everything) clicks.
Learn how types actually move. See yourself clearly. See others with x-ray vision.
Instantly.
From projection to precision.
9 types, no additives
this isn't fluffy, traits-based enneagram where 4's are "creative" and 5's are "cerebral" - this is digging straight into the mechanisms of type
concentrated
pure, unabstracted, understandable, potent and to the point
delicious + nutritious
my teaching style is a mix of roasting the shit out of you and high-vibrational pixie, engaging and fun - this isn't a dry recitation of historical essays
learn the enneagram goblins style
the only workshop you need to *get* the 9 core types
In this workshop I teach you the core mechanisms of each type, how that appears in the real world, in patterns (including a bonus section breaking down each pattern by dominant instinct), as well as examples, and how to deal with your own loops and patterns when they're not serving you or helping you (and how to make your type work for you instead of against you).
your guide
I use the Enneagram to help you unleash the parts of you that you’ve stuffed into the dungeon: the cringe, embarrassments, brilliance and magic. I help you shed the parts of you that developed as a coping strategy as a child but are screaming and clawing at the walls of your nervous system and psyche to be set free. My desire is to provoke your genius and challenge you to keep climbing out of the comfort zone until it’s so far behind you, you could never go back.
🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach
🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner
🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner
🌀 Enneagram Whisperer, professionally typing since 2022
guarantees? refunds?
no.
how is the workshop delivered?
I teach with video using slides, vibrant imagery, pdf's for you to download so you can re-read it, workbooks + an optional quiz if you're into that kind of thing. Everything will be in the course portal and you have lifetime access (or until the AI overlords take us out).