❤️🔥 TRUTH OR DARE 💋
enneagram coaching
insights become actions
& aha moments become new habits + results
i know my type - now what?
/r/enneagram makes me want to gouge my eyes out
5 years treading water in a community?
you mean groupchats with a bunch of bored-o's who post selfies, long-winded journal entries, shit talk and collages
what about path to growth?
🦠 *sounds meandering and contagious* 🦠
🥹 you don't need to ANY of that 😮💨
you need
🫀 TRUTH OR DARE 🫀
My approach blends mindset coaching, the Enneagram, shadow work, somatics + nervous system release. I'm certified (see below), but mostly I’m certifiable (aka intuitive, user of ✨ Energy ✨, and good at catching your BS mid-sentence)
🪞 I bring the mirror 🪞
🩸 You bring the truth 🩸
💋 I bring the dare 💋
💅 You bring the action 💅
🤔 wdym? 🤔
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the deets
- 6 calls total (over zoom)
- 60–75 min each (first call will be 75-90 mins)
- Weekly or biweekly (6 sessions must be used within 8-12 weeks, clients usually prefer 6-8 weeks)
- We identify a pattern that's blocking you or creating resistance or self-sabotage and we de-frag it, release or lessen the emotional intensity.
- We detangle conditioning, trauma, external beliefs (which you CAN change) FROM your type (which you CANNOT change)
- We co-create a simple action steps each session, and easy-to-implement new strategies and beliefs
- This does not include ongoing interim support (see FAQ for more info) to therapize and answer every question that pops into your head.
- This is a targeted intervention to help you optimize your type.
⚡ truth or dare ⚡
single sessions or containers (6 packs must be used within 8-12 weeks)
prices increase June 15
enneagram fling
single session
intro price:
$149
6 session bootcamp
pay in full
intro price:
$749
6 session bootcamp
payment plan
intro price:
2 x $400
my cred
🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach
🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner
🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner
🌀 Enneagram Obsessive (and behavioral pattern bloodhound), professionally typing since 2022
🤡 "i'm not like other coaches" 🤡
🤭 it's true tho 😂
What we do together will be ACTIVATING. This can be destabilizing, even feel temporarily UNSAFE to your nervous system and personality type's defense mechanisms. I co-regulate you through that storm, and guide you out of it. I take the energetic grime that's been clogging up the works and move it through and out. Our time together will not be comfortable.
Working together in a container, we integrate the internal and external, so I can support you through the changes as they happen and the "Agent Smith's" as they pop up (evidence that keeps you stuck in your comfort zone and trapped in the same loops and limiting feelings and narratives).
My methodology is ONLY for people who are OPEN to transformation and willing to face their Ego (with support from me). My sessions are NOT for people looking for more evidence that they're broken or their problems cannot be solved. It's a PROCESS, not a 5 second magic trick. You will be required to be an active participant.
I bring humor and radical self-acceptance to every session. I'm a safe space for darklings, haters, people simmering with resentment or rage. One of the things I found in my various certifications and being in group coaching settings, was how often my "type" of problems was unheard of or made other people uncomfortable. I won't quickly dart out of zoom or change the subject. And I won't moralize to you like ChatGPT Therapé. I'm your permission slip to fully drop into the experience of you. I want you to feel iconic as fuck in the area you feel horrible in right now. So by the time we're done working together, you have no shred of shame or guilt about it.
faq & policies
This is a session-based container. Integration happens in your real life, not in my inbox.
- No ongoing messaging support
- No voice note therapy marathons
- No “can I just ask one quick question” loopholes
- NO EXCEPTIONS
No. This is a hard boundary for me in order for me to be able to work 1-1 with clients. If you desire support between calls, then I recommend working with someone else for your enneagram coaching, or using a therapist for upkeep between sessions. My container isn't meant to emotionally babysit anyone. This is for people who want to shed dead weight, zero in on what works, and GTFO.
But... What about--
No. Find someone else, please.
You might find that we address one area but there's still something else going on that you know I could help you with. That's great. We can discuss that at the end of our container, or after. Please note that it's possible my prices will have increased by that time, though.
If this is a concern for you, then I'm not the coach for you. Please do not work with me if you have a history of coach/therapist/mentor-shopping + dropping, or if you have the expectation that I'm somehow going to wave a magic wand and fix everything wrong in your life. I only work with people who take 100% responsibility for their outcomes and see this container as an expansion pack not a cure-all solution.
But... What about--
No. Find someone else, please.
No. I have workshops (listed on this website) if you want to learn the Enneagram from me. I'm currently in the process of building out a larger course and supporting courses. I don't have the bandwidth to teach anyone Enneagram 1-1 right now, but I will likely add group coaching options to my workshops in the near future if you're desiring that level of support. Just get on my waitlist / email list or drop me an email that you want to be notified when they become available.
Get typed by me first so that we have a blueprint to work from. You don't have to agree with typing, but we need something to base the sessions off unless you just want general coaching. If that's the case, then email me at larissa@xrayvisionbabe.com or goblinsofdiscord@gmail.com first.
Use them or lose them. No exceptions.
If you know you're unlikely to be consistent with calls, or you have a lot of things going on in your life but you want to work with me, then I recommend just buying them as single sessions when the impulse strikes or time permits.
If you don't show up within the first 15 minutes you forfeit the session/fee. If you show up late, you lose the minutes you were late off your end so that I can keep to my schedule.
If you need to cancel/reschedule, I require a minimum 24 hours notice. Maximum 2 reschedules per 6 session container. Maximum 1 reschedule for single sessions or else you forfeit the session fee.
If you already know you're generally a hot mess, sleep through calls, mix up dates/times frequently, are typically late to things, or your life is in a huge state of flux - do NOT schedule or book anything with me. These policies are zero exceptions.
I'm on Eastern Standard Time (Toronto/NYC). My booking app auto-translates to YOUR timezone for you when booking calls. My availability is listed when you click to book, and often changes. If you're looking for something earlier or later, feel free to email me and we'll see if we can figure something out, but I'm unlikely to work before 8am ET or after 7pm ET.